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THE FICTIONAL NINJA received his namesake from a romance novel, lives in West Hollywood, really likes The Cure, is turned off by mixed martial arts, enjoyed his four years at an all-boys high school, has a reasonable amount of friends who are girls, and is the unwilling confidant of a middle-aged woman's extensive dating life, but he seriously isn't gay. Seriously. Not that there's anything wrong with that.
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COL. PLUG REDUX, named after the famously murderous Ohio River raftboat captain, shares with his namesake an affinity for pilfering, various types of assault, and warm homemade griddle cakes. He also likes distance running and unprotected sex, as well as shows and movies about motorcycle gangs. He dislikes vendors who do not accept credit cards, protected sex, HIV/AIDS, acknowledging cause and effect, torture, fat people, and the fact that Buffy the Vampire Slayer is no longer on television.
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Shatterfaced.com - Merely for the Sake of Future Nostalgia: Since this is a Non-Blog

Since this is a Non-Blog

I really can't write anything here about my LA experience so far, because it would (obviously) no longer render the site the Steve Zahn of post-college non-blogs; it would merely be the...Dwight Yoakam of post-college full-fledged blogs.

As such, all of my thoughts at the moment are dedicated to A. acquiring a job (few) and B. coming to grips with the differences between North Hollywood and the Massachusetts South Shore (many).

I could probably personally call all of the people that check this site regularly in the time it takes me to inflate my aero-bed, but this makes me feel less lazy.