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Shatterfaced.com - Merely for the Sake of Future Nostalgia: Womack! Well why am I not surprised, you piece of shit!

Womack! Well why am I not surprised, you piece of shit!

If you created a drinking game watching The Rock for all the times a character said either "make no mistake gentlemen" or "with all due respect, sir," you would not be sober by the film's conclusion.

Also - gotta love this movie on cable. "Winners go home and DATE the prom queen." Yep, that's what winners do.

Posted by The Fictional Ninja at 6/7/2009 10:56 PM

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