PRICE WATERHOUSE COOPERS                                      
                       1177 Avenue of the Americas
                            New York, NY 10004

NAME: EARL SIMMONS

1. How would you rate your overall experience at Price Waterhouse Coopers?
This is the fuckin shit I be talkin about.

2. What is your greatest strength?
Ready to get down for whatever, whenever; that's why my shit is hot!

3. What is your greatest weakness?
I'm not. A nice. PERSON!

4. How do you manage conflict in the work place?
I tell a nigga bye-bye, and pop him in his right eye.

5. Do you see the opportunity for advancement within the organization?
Whatchu reallllly wannnnnnnt. Whatchu reallllly wannnnnnnt.

6. Do you feel you are adequately able to balance your social life with work?
How many times do I have to tell you niggas? I have no friends.

7. Do you feel that I, as your boss, have come through on my promise of a more relaxed atmosphere in the office?
You still actin up. Runnin around here like some brand new pussy, that's about to get fucked.

8. Do you feel that you and your co-workers work as hard as possible for the benefit of the company?
Now, some of us do, but most of us don't; that's just how a nigga feel. I shed blood.

9. What is your feeling towards the company's 'visitors' policy?
Last time you saw that nigga is the last time you'll see that nigga. Arite?

10. Do you rush and try to finish your work before the end of the day, or time-manage to spread your work equally throughout the day?
We gonna get to the bottom of this shit if it takes all night!

11. Would you say that you take every step necessary to ensure the satisfaction of the customer?
I'm a cruddy nigga, leave you all bloody nigga; service with a smile.


Thanks very much for your time. We appreciate your feedback.
Suck my dick.



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