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Shatterfaced.com - Merely for the Sake of Future Nostalgia: Quick PSA

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To the person who google-searched "pictures of Betty and Veronica pmsing" and ended up at Shatterfaced.com,

Everyone is welcome here - even people who search online for images of cartoon characters menstruating. If you laughed, tell your (probably equally creepy) friends - they are welcome, too. Unfortunately, the site is unable to provide you what you were looking for directly; the 'Betty and Veronica' comic books were only mentioned in passing in sarcastic praise for a shitty movie. You won't find Betty, nor Veronica, hitting the beach with Daddy's Mercedes, flirting with Archie, or bleeding from their vaginas. Now, emailing me directly? That might lead to a different story.

(I'm totally kidding, please don't fucking contact me you perv. But enjoy the site!)

The Fictional Ninja Archive: http://shatterfaced.com/categories/Teenager.aspx

Posted by The Fictional Ninja at 4/23/2009 2:57 PM

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4/30/2009 9:36 PM Archie wrote:
I got what I was looking for.
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5/2/2009 2:21 PM Bobby Teenager wrote:
Awesome, Arch. Congrats. Tell Landon, he'll be pumped.
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