Bristol: I feel so terrible for my mom. All this hard work.

Levi: What? Oh, yeah. Sucks.

Bristol: She's been on the road for two months. We barely even saw her. It's like, she's not even my mom anymore, you know?

Levi: Totally.

Bristol: I can't believe we lost! There has to be some sort of... are you smiling right now?

Levi: Yeah. I mean, what? No. Am I smi...Babe! Come on! How would I be able to smile now? We lost. I was frowning. That was a frown.

Bristol: At least we have the baby, right? (smiles)

Levi: Um...sure. Of course.

(five seconds of silence)

Levi: Man, I could go for a couple shots right now. What do you think, wanna throw back a couple Wild Turkeys?

Bristol: Levi, I'm pregnant with our child.

Levi: Oh gosh, right, of course. Sorry babe.

(More silence)

Levi: Feel like playing with Trig at the top of those stairs over there?

Bristol: What? Why would we do that? We could fall. I'm pregnant.

Levi: I know. I know. Sorry.

(More silence)

Levi: Clamp and I are going snowboarding next week. Should be sick. Wanna tag along?

Bristol: Levi, are you serious? I could seriously do damage to our child! Are you stupid?

Levi: You're right. What am I thinking? That's insane. Ha, what an idiot I am!

(Bristol looks off in disgust.)

Levi: ...So you wanna just go get that abortion tomorrow?

Bristol: Oh yeah, definitely.